Sleep

Once upon a time I went to college and realized I actually want a social life. This leaves me with a problem: I get no sleep. How am I supposed to live off of three hours of sleep a day when there's no caffeine on campus? I can't do it. But as much as my eyes want to close right now, I just keep thinking in my head, today was so worth the exhaustion. Making all new friends is great. Laughing your head off in astronomy even though nothing's that funny is also pretty great. But most of all, college life is great.

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