Dumb Longboarder

So once upon a time there was a girl named Madi. Madi felt the need to go running every day, so when she woke up extremely late on a Saturday morning, she was forced to either run on the scortching hot, shadeless streets by her house, or run up the canyon. So she chose the second option and after watching a pathetic movie, she drove to the main parking lot at the entrance to the provo canyon. While she was running she experienced the same pain she gets every once in a while that warns her that something's about to come. So unfortunately for Madi, her run was cut short and she decided to turn back. Once she reached the turn to the parking lot a stupid longboarder cut in front of her. He was wearing short green shorts, a striped tank, a dumb hat, and some aviator glasses. After he cut her off, his longboard hit a dip in the road and he wiped out. Madi had to withold her snickers and as she ran past she asked him if he was all right. He said ya and so Madi ran to her car and got in. As she was driving away though, he held his thumb up to catch a ride. She rolled down her window and asked where he wanted to go. He wanted to go back up the canyon!!! What an idiot! Didn't he realize that Madi's the girl that he just made a complete fool out of himself in front of?

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